Chuck Norris Joke #305
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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Mariola
2020-04-16 19:48:30
Listen--Chuck Fan, if you think the jokes suck or they are horrible, you should see the movies. You are not funny, and you are otherwise lame.
bell
2020-02-12 02:08:26
chuck norris wear his shoes inside out.
whipster1
2020-10-18 14:18:10
wtf
who?
2020-04-06 10:26:26
LMFAO!!!!!!.....I like PIE!
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