Chuck Norris Joke #131
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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joey
2020-05-15 07:29:37
normal people drink water, but Chuck drinks acid water.
Your mom
2020-11-11 13:18:19
Lions eat peoples, but chuck eats lions
kris
2020-10-19 19:49:26
chuck norris has been known to carry engines on his back for milesat a time