Chuck Norris Joke #49
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
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Klacker lOl
2020-04-17 19:01:54
How do the police have a code if anybody who ever saw the "Suicide" would be hunted down
Derick
2020-04-10 17:27:13
Hand sanititizers claim to kill 99% of germs. Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants
bobo
2020-03-05 22:09:47
ANYONE would be insane to attempt attackin chuck
Parrich
2020-12-14 12:35:17
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his toes.
Moe
2020-11-22 15:25:28
Chuck Norris can scare a cockroatch to death.
Eduardo
2020-11-21 12:18:45
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin...he has a third fist
SGT. sprinkles
2020-11-15 18:21:14
this site rox!and the jokes rok 2
Drew
2020-07-31 08:15:48
when god said let there be light, Chuck Norris said "say please first"
TOBY
2020-03-17 07:20:09
people ask how the geraffe was created, until they found out chuck norris upercutted a horse
Eric
2020-10-10 09:17:15
why does superman wear chuck norris underwear? Because even superman is afraid of chuck norris
jeramy
2020-02-10 11:56:15
a blind man bumped into chuck norris it was a miricle he could see the last thing he saw was a swift round house kick to the head
