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Chuck Norris Joke #392

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Mjjfan

2020-05-14 18:17:07

Diaria doesn't happen to chuck Norris, chuck Norris happens to diaria!

Lolz

2020-02-28 10:23:38

Chuck Norris rode a bull, and two minuts later it had a calf...

CoolPato

2020-11-24 16:42:41

Who wins Mario Bros. or Luigi?

-Chuck Norris

2020-10-16 15:56:48

Not even chuck norris can kill chuck norris because the bullets he shoots at himself are too scared to leave the gun

danny

2020-06-30 14:09:32

chuck norris eats rubix cubes and shit them out solved

Rice

2020-03-01 18:15:21

I love Chuck Norris!!!! He is the best!