Chuck Norris Joke #300
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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BIGB22
2020-04-29 18:02:37
chuck norris doesnt cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to move
Klacker lOl
2020-04-17 19:27:37
not everybody can spend as much time on this as you do jake bird, i recommend you get a girl friend, job, or at the very least you can try and at least find better jokes. all these will draw up time like you've never seen before...
jake bird
2020-03-11 10:18:41
there is no theory of evolution just a never ending list of things chuck norris has yet to kill.
facebook is the list of chuck norrises victims
jake bird
2020-03-11 10:12:36
when chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norrised!
randomguy
2020-03-06 18:56:04
Chuck Norris dosen't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is.
blake
2020-01-15 19:02:18
when it comes to chuck norris, you can hide but you cant run
The Chuck
2020-01-09 18:49:15
Chuck Norris gets cold, by beating the living shit out of it.
James
2020-01-05 04:11:53
Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle!
bryce
2020-12-05 14:44:29
chuck norris dosent cut grass he dares it to grow
Sid
2020-11-16 19:32:45
when chuck norris makes a phone call the satalite comes to him and then goes bakk and ten sends call
bob
2020-11-16 14:51:50
chuck norris was denied a burger at mc donalds he kicked it so hard it became wendys
N.t
2020-11-05 19:56:17
Chuck Norris has a house in the bermuda trianle. When people bother him they are never seen again.
SasquatchFan#1
2020-09-02 18:56:07
Chuck Norris was born in a llog cabin that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
haha
2020-11-26 12:05:52
Fucking LOL! :D
Domorato
2020-10-26 19:15:49
no one should even be able to dream about kicking chuck's ass
