Chuck Norris Joke #555
Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.
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beast boy
2020-05-06 12:48:34
the bermuda triangle use to be the bermuda square until chuck norris kicked a corner off.
Jack Bauer
2020-05-04 22:57:58
Chuck Norris doesn't work for anybody, he allows them to give him money for letting them live.
vince
2020-05-04 20:57:22
when luke skywalker blew up the death star, he didnt believe in the force, he belived in chuck norris
chris
2020-05-04 20:50:23
he said " chuck norris" i said "thats what she said"
gabe
2020-04-22 19:14:32
when life hands chuck norris lemons chuck norris makes orange juice
Juels
2020-04-22 19:03:01
GPS ask Chuck Norris where to go!!
Juels
2020-04-22 18:44:43
Chuck Norris Doesn't turn 70, 70 turns Chuck Norris! Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
monkey boy
2020-04-10 18:44:30
Chuck noriss was bit by a king cobra. After 3 days of excrutiating pain... the sanke died.
Fluffy
2020-03-15 03:14:11
In The Common Room There Is About 2647 Items Chuck Norris Can Kill You With Including The Room Itself.
fred
2020-03-02 10:10:45
chuck norris died 5 years ago but the grim reaper is afraid to tell him
xdrangedplya
2020-04-05 23:20:24
Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark..the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Burnt Toast
2020-04-05 17:33:20
chuck norris HAS counted to infinity. Twice
moe
2020-03-31 11:49:58
chuck norris is whats eating gilbert grape
farmersdaughter1928
2020-03-05 16:01:08
actually, I can lick my own elbow. im not kidding!!
superblonde
2020-11-16 19:55:58
Chuck Norris can count to infinity. Twice
marklowry
2020-05-03 04:16:48
chuck norris cretaed the giraffe by uppercutting a horse
