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Chuck Norris Joke #46

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Aperson:)

2020-11-25 16:08:08

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

jennifer

2020-03-30 15:32:47

to 3:16 bitch im fuckin handicapped and thats some funny shit !!!!!

3:16

2020-03-21 17:41:10

this is kinda mean, don't you think? Some people I know are handicapped.

Zach

2020-11-07 10:47:45

The iceberg never hit the Titanic, Chuck Norris jumped off of it and roundhouse kicked in down the middle.

deat

2020-11-07 02:01:18

i wish he would deal with people that cant drive

Jackowacko

2020-10-31 21:53:39

Death once had a near Chck Norris experience.

Domorato

2020-10-25 19:13:01

that's what handicap parking really should be