Chuck Norris Joke #394
For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Klacker lOl
2020-05-26 18:48:57
why does everybody keep messing that joke up?!?
its god can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land
funny
2020-03-09 05:12:03
god can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land
Mark
2020-03-04 14:36:08
LMAO @ the micheal jackson
godofwar
2020-11-11 08:51:42
When chuck norris does a push ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down.
beerman
2020-10-30 09:40:27
when chuck norris jumps into a pool, he dosent wet, the pool gets chuck norris.
moe
2020-03-31 11:40:21
chuck norris trains at area 51
rhys braun
2020-11-11 17:40:32
chuck norris once took a dump. it grew a life and he named it micheal jackson.
