Chuck Norris Joke #348
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Ed
2020-02-15 02:45:57
Chuck Norris does not blink. The whole world just hides from Chuck Norris.
bob
2020-01-10 15:09:52
once chuck norris had sex in a truck. one of his sperm got on the seat.
that truck is now called optimus prime
Mark
2020-03-04 15:17:02
He doesn't need a pillow, and he doesn't need a gun. Period.
Hahaha
2020-01-29 00:51:16
If Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam on land! xD
dougefresh1029
2020-03-27 18:38:54
chuck norris is the only man alive that can roundhouse kick you in the back of the face
chuck love me
2020-03-05 12:26:10
i think chuck norris is fake.
ced
2020-10-22 06:21:18
dreams exist only cause chuck norris doesn't sleeping
Ryan
2020-06-20 19:35:12
The only reason Chuck Norris owns a phonebook is so he can tear it in half.
kevin florio
2020-05-29 12:03:00
chuck norris detroyed pluto, thats why it's not a planet anymore
john
2020-04-17 19:37:47
chuck norris doesnt need a gun....he walks on toilet paper cause hes tha shit!
