Chuck Norris Joke #425
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Ryan
2020-02-24 21:14:41
When Chuck Norris sits down, everyone else in the world has to stand up.
gabriel
2020-10-22 19:20:38
A plane breaks the sound barrier, Chuck Norris breaks the earth barrier.
Kirk
2020-01-16 15:08:53
Chuck Norris reached puberty before his dad did