Chuck Norris Joke #27
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Awesomo
2020-04-19 23:40:41
chuck norris touched m c hammer
lame
2020-01-14 01:08:42
lame
awesome joke
2020-11-12 16:11:13
Chuck Norris was walking down the street when a blind man stepped on his toe.Chuck Norris turnd around and said "do you know who I am?...I am Chuck Norris." just merely hearing his name cured the man of his blindness the first and last thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
2020-10-04 10:05:24
Hey! Stop joking me. I swear I will find you and roundhouse kick you.
Charles Norris
2020-10-03 21:58:18
Round House was two words until Chuck Norris round house kicked it into one word
BigMacBilly
2020-07-04 07:04:05
God said "let there be light" Chuck Norris said "say please"
miriam
2020-01-23 20:10:42
this joke is so funny i was laughing so obnoxiously loud!
johhny the shitz
2020-10-16 01:12:58
when Chuck Norris Bathes.....................
Brandon K
2020-08-25 08:46:14
If God can walk on water then Chuck Norris can swim through land.
steve
2020-03-23 07:40:06
when chuck goes skydiving, the ground wears a helmet
