Chuck Norris Joke #669
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
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Cheerios
2020-10-30 20:25:13
There is no such thing as (safe ) when chuck Norris is around that's why time stops .
hiTo
2020-10-25 02:59:39
God created the world in 7 days. Chuck Norris created God without even trying.
John
2020-10-05 19:39:47
Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land
samuel
2020-09-02 14:11:48
scientist figured out that chucknorris's tears are the cure for canser to bad he doesn't cry
samuel
2020-09-02 14:09:53
coins were discoverd when they shot chucknorris
samuel
2020-09-02 14:07:10
never bring a fist to a knife fight, never bring a knife to a gun fight, never bring a gun to a chucknorris
sameul
2020-09-02 14:03:59
chucknorris never wets his bed the bed wets it's self
samuel
2020-09-02 14:01:54
why is the website called www.chucknorrisjokes.net it should chould be called www.chucknorrisfacts.net
samuel
2020-09-02 13:55:24
lions where made when a cat licked chucknorris
samuel
2020-09-02 13:53:52
chucknorris can believe it's not butter
samuel
2020-09-02 13:50:53
dragons were made when chucknorris pead on a lizard
samuel
2020-09-02 13:47:59
chucknorris doesn't have hair on his testicles, hair doesn't grow on steel
me
2020-11-01 09:43:47
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.......ROFL
Thomas
2020-07-24 10:47:25
This is not a true fact. Chuck Norris is never late. The others are in their positions too soon.
RICHARD M.
2020-04-04 16:08:04
Robert Jong is NEVER late.
