Chuck Norris Joke #716
Chuck Norris invented american flag pants.
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Klacker lOl
2020-05-26 18:35:02
Chuck norris can make an onion cry
OrangeJuice
2020-05-18 18:51:19
chuck norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
I can't believe I'm wasting my time on this website
2020-01-11 18:02:29
um, i pretty sure that he didn't
mitze
2020-12-28 16:45:37
When Chuck Norris get in water he doesn`t get wet,
the water gets chuck norrised
chuck fan boy
2020-10-12 16:32:28
YOU TELL'UM CHUCK!!!!!!
ben
2020-11-20 03:26:38
chuck norris doesn't churn butter. he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out
ben
2020-11-20 03:25:24
when chuck norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
James
2020-03-28 15:51:36
Since the year 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, the number of roundhouse kick related deaths have increased by 13,000 percent