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Chuck Norris Joke #17

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Comments:

cody hamlin

2020-06-30 06:13:56

chuck noriss counted to infinity...twice!

drew

2020-05-28 15:21:42

Johhny Cash did not walk the line. The line walked on Johhny Cash. That line just happened to be Chuck Norris.

travis

2020-05-20 22:51:50

when chuck norris wonts to blow somhing up, he doesnt use TNT, he use hes instink