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Chuck Norris Joke #658

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.

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preston boling

2020-05-19 07:28:45

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

preston

2020-05-19 07:27:33

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

josh

2020-10-21 07:55:17

if chuck norris was a girl he would be china

josh

2020-10-21 07:42:24

chuck norris doesnt slam doors he stares them down and thay slam themselves

marie antuonette

2020-03-13 07:04:11

jesus walked on water,chuck norris walked on jesus.