Chuck Norris Joke #252

Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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Comments:

sam | 2020-04-26 16:48:29

Chuck Norris cloned himself just so he could roundhouse kick himself in the face

sam | 2020-04-26 16:42:42

Chuck Norriss' round house kicks are the REAL inconvenient truth

fooldramaqueen | 2020-03-14 13:58:38

bwahahahaha