Chuck Norris Joke #554
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
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Blooobs?
2020-02-06 21:41:29
Actually Chuck norris is a fruit native to the chuck norris highlands. Just a little fact for you there...
asdada
2020-10-25 11:43:50
marc, u seriously better be joking...
but i have a feeling u are
marc weiner
2020-10-04 05:28:57
whos chuck norris??? is it a type of fruit????????
