Chuck Norris Joke #739
To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
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Elena
2020-04-12 00:37:47
Chuck Norris knits sweaters on his free time. And by Knit, I mean Kick. And by Sweaters, I mean babies.
grEAT MEal
2020-10-09 20:09:05
lol ur jokes r funny the first guy and third guy.
Deej
2020-10-09 10:48:34
Chuck Norris is only the life of the party because he karate chopped everyone in the FACE!!!! and they died...
lucy
2020-03-10 15:14:57
THAT IS SOOOOOOOO MEAN
I LOVE LANCE ARMSTRONG
FU*K YOU
Dick
2020-08-22 23:42:17
If you spell Chuck Norris in a game of scrabble, you win... FOREVER!!!
