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Chuck Norris Joke #364

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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Julia E

2020-12-01 15:12:15

chuck norris counted to infinity-twice.

baseballer5

2020-06-19 19:12:57

When chuck norris falls in the water, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the water gts chuck norrised

this guy 69s

2020-06-19 11:22:58

when chuck Norris was born only one person cried, the doctor, never slap chuck norris.

this guy69s

2020-06-19 11:21:33

Chcuk Norris doesnt feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris.

this guy69s

2020-06-19 11:20:16

all ninjas wanna grow up to be like Chuck Norris, but instead end up being killed by Chuck Norris/



Darcborne

2020-01-19 22:27:39

Jesus is the son of God, God is the son of CHUCK NORRIS

fatbreast12346

2020-01-02 16:58:15

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC hammer

Jesse DeFehr

2020-08-22 12:55:04

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Jesse DeFehr

2020-08-22 12:55:01

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Daniel Hodge

2020-03-14 20:05:36

hey this one sucked but still funny
i got a chuck joke that me and my friend made up
"When chuck norris was a child he thought the rolling stones was a game,instead of stones he used dead baby's"