Chuck Norris Joke #551
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
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Klacker lOl
2020-04-17 19:23:24
A previous joke i had written:
A list of extinct animals was found on chuck norris's dresser. The name of the list was LAST WEEKS TO-DO LIST
Nathan
2020-03-12 18:24:53
Time never gets away from Chuck Norris, no one ever escapes Chuck Norris.
Nathan
2020-03-12 18:22:15
Chuck Norris doesn't fear cancer, cancer fears Chuck Norris.
randy austria
2020-02-26 20:35:54
I heard Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt push his self up he`s pushing the ground down(lol)
kitty
2020-09-01 03:39:55
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bill
2020-08-21 22:01:20
legend!!!!!!!!!!!!