Chuck Norris Joke #402
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Jim
2020-06-14 05:40:20
Chuck Norris doesnt turn on the light. He shuts off the dark
Jim
2020-06-14 05:39:02
The tides are not caused by the moon. It is actually the oceans shrinking away from Chuck Norris
Jim
2020-06-14 05:37:43
Chuck Norris gargles with peanut butter
Kujo
2020-05-30 06:02:20
The Ice Age was just Chuck Norris' way of telling the dinosaurs to chill the fuck out
Joe Murphy
2020-05-30 06:00:41
The Ice Age was just Chuck Norris' was of telling the dinosaurs to chill the fuck out
Joe Murphy
2020-05-30 05:48:38
The Three Wise men once picked a fight with Chuck Norris.... They're now known as the Three Stooges
Klacker lOl
2020-05-26 18:17:12
not to be jaytagging the last guy, but your kinda right babalaba. if ya gonna badmouth people on the same website your on, make sure you dont make a fool of yourself aswell...
Klacker lOl
2020-05-26 18:13:54
Only chuck norris can prevent wild fires
@ Babalaba
2020-05-19 21:09:42
You don't even know how to write properly, or spell correctly and you're telling people to get a life? Get an education then, MAYBE people will actually value your opinion.
ggg
2020-04-14 10:21:57
good
Snarky Theman
2020-03-28 09:40:26
so true
babalaba
2020-03-25 09:03:44
steups!....... ppl cum nah man!.... like allyuh hav nothin better 2 do wit allyuh life dred1 dis joke is ike d lamest i hav ever cum across!...... gosh!!!!!... when allyuh get some better jokes call me k!!!!1 till then bye and cun up with better jokes than dat1 allyuh killin me with dem jokes1 AND by the way chuck norriss is a fagit!!!!! duhhhhh who doesn't know that!!!!........ clearly u don't lol!!!!!!!!
Chase
2020-03-23 18:05:28
Awsome
Snoopdog47
2020-03-16 07:11:50
These jokes are really getting stupid and fucked up they don't even make me smile not one little bit.
shaden
2020-03-10 19:04:51
the swine flu gets vaccinated for chuck norris
Halpin 5
2020-03-07 03:30:04
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary with a Guitar Hero controller
deuce
2020-02-27 21:57:12
meteorites didn't kill dinosaurs chuck Norris did
Chuck Norris
2020-02-26 19:54:29
i only fear myself.
Chuck Norris
2020-02-26 19:48:54
i roundhouse kicked pluto so hard thats why its to small to be a planet.
Chuck Norris
2020-02-26 19:47:47
my version of cheerios are nuts bolts and diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris
2020-02-26 19:44:19
I Gave The Joker His Smile.
Chuck Norris
2020-02-26 19:43:17
I once Roundhouse Kicked The Joker/ Heath Ledger in the face so hard when he said "WHY SO SERIOUS" he commited scuicide with his knife.
joe bob
2020-02-25 08:23:35
the grass is usualy greener on the other side unless Chuck Norris has been there, then it's usualy stained with blood and tears
Aniket Kapse
2020-02-14 10:25:08
Chuck Norris bought 'Windows 7' from the Apple Store
Aniket Kapse
2020-02-14 10:24:48
Chuck Norris winks just once a year!
Aniket Kapse
2020-02-14 10:24:18
It takes 5 years to reach Pandora but Chuck Norris can do it in 5 seconds.
Aniket Kapse
2020-02-14 10:23:22
When Chuck Norris walks in with a lion, people go - Jesus Christ its Chuck Norris.
Aniket Kapse
2020-02-14 10:22:50
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a tree.
???
2020-01-30 15:34:34
lol
demax182
2020-01-17 19:58:23
Chuck Norris uses Microsoft Windows on his Macintosh.
aaron
2020-12-22 15:15:43
this joke is so funny i laughed my balls off
Lord Raven
2020-12-21 08:53:30
on the day Chuck Norris was born Ares hung himself out of shear terror, unfortunately Hadies refused to let him in becuase no one dies without the concent of Chuck Norris.
Lord Raven
2020-12-21 08:46:36
Super man can stop a bullet, but Chuck Norris makes bullets trun around and hit the person with the gun for being to stupid to shoot at Chuck Norris.
john mitchell
2020-12-02 11:15:48
chuck norris dosent break wind(fart)he destroys it
robbie
2020-10-20 13:20:45
chuck norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he's never cried...
Brock mcDonald
2020-10-20 10:12:26
Amazing joke lol
keck
2020-05-30 01:01:24
chuck norris and jesus were twins but god killed jesus on the cross because chuck was his favorite
keck
2020-05-30 00:53:52
the only time mr. coolade said oh no is when he jumped though chuck norres wall
Lawl
2020-03-01 13:47:05
The boogy man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
lol
2020-08-18 08:15:22
Chuck kicks ass!
nicole
2020-05-05 12:45:49
there jokes are good
mikey
2020-04-23 10:22:57
chuck norris doesn't have pubes.
pubes cant grow on steel
anony moose
2020-01-09 02:07:19
LOL
mitch
2020-11-20 03:08:02
chuck norris sleeps with a night-light on.
not because hes afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
banana slug
2020-08-09 12:04:15
that's not really Mrs. Norris just some fat person in Kansas
-banana slug
Mrs. Norris
2020-07-23 18:32:56
Chuck Norris did the bloody mary ritual and came out of HER mirror.
jake
2020-03-11 20:51:31
slim 18m in ohio
tony
2020-03-08 16:11:24
haha, good one
