Chuck Norris Joke #434
Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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joe bob
2020-02-25 08:27:20
some kids pee their name in the snow, Chuck norris pees his name in the cement
Megan Whitfield
2020-12-15 07:51:36
I'm sorry I forgot to tell you im from Pottsboro, TX
Megan Whitfield
2020-12-15 07:50:42
Chuck Norris is not as cool as Me.
xoxo.
Connor Hersey
2020-03-05 07:51:30
CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD!!!! I WILL MAKE THE FIRST CHERCH OF CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!
christian
2020-04-25 20:14:16
the only reason tom cruise is llowed to live is because chuck norris doesnt hit girls
Superman
2020-10-27 07:56:05
God said let there be light and chuck norris said say please
jigsaw
2020-10-13 05:02:09
freak
hi
2020-03-30 18:55:38
wtf???
Zentrenius
2020-03-16 18:12:34
Some people say that Chuck Norris' penis is so long, he can wrap it around the world twice. This is an insult to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can wrap his dick around the world as many times as he wants.
Tyler anderson
2020-03-15 12:12:02
when jesus goes to sleep chuck norris tucks him in
