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Chuck Norris Joke #201

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

bryan fonseca

2020-12-22 21:22:49

chuck is the master of deception. you cant see him unless he wants you too. @cuckies.

Deefizzle

2020-08-22 17:16:34

Chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a truck and some of his semen got into the seat, instantaneously bringing the truck to life! This truck is now known as optimus prime!

Sgt. sprinkles

2020-11-16 04:09:41

chuck dosent wear a condom cause there is no such thing as protection from chuck norris

Chile

2020-03-05 07:49:30

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

Michael Eubank

2020-03-02 00:45:31

When God said, "let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "say please."