Chuck Norris Joke #271
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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jesseG
2020-05-09 19:26:58
they say Chuck Norris could suck all of the oil out of the gulf of Mexico with a shot glass and a coffe straw!
Ian
2020-04-09 17:53:36
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down
Ian
2020-04-09 17:52:48
After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Ian
2020-04-09 17:50:46
Who would win the race between Ironman and Superman to the moon?
Chuck Norris
Ian
2020-04-09 17:48:33
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Ian
2020-04-09 17:47:52
A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Ian
2020-04-09 17:46:38
DAMN! im killin this site!
Ian
2020-04-09 17:46:03
Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete
Ian
2020-04-09 17:45:19
A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man's blindness. Unfortunately, the first and last thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
Ian
2020-04-09 17:40:17
Chuck Norris does not go HUNTING for it conceives of the possibility of failing, Chuck Norris goes KILLING
Ian
2020-04-09 17:39:11
chuck norris CAN belive its not butter
Ian
2020-04-09 17:33:27
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element HE knows is the element of SUPRISE!!
markw
2020-07-21 08:03:45
omg chuckyouer on this
chuck
2020-07-21 07:59:01
ok james where do you live il punch you and kill you in 1 hit
James
2020-04-06 19:18:39
chuck norris once got in a sperm fight with a sperm whale, the whale drowned. haha. laugh. laugh.~
RICHARD M.
2020-04-04 16:16:19
Thats because Chuck Norris hasn't harnessed the abilities of a black hole to keep in his pants, which is what Robert Jong uses to store his balls in until the time is right......... or he sees a hot chick.
