Chuck Norris Joke #742
Chuck Norris likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.
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Chuck norris.
2020-09-14 07:48:23
Chuck norris was so tank as a baby his mum died giving birth to him
IMPOSTERGIR007
2020-09-14 06:47:46
THATS EVIL ROFTL
shawn
2020-02-07 10:25:41
Chuck Norris was once a character on Mortal Kombat. But removed because every move was a fatality.
Yo Face
2020-01-22 13:55:53
chuck norris uses a live rattle snake as a condom
bobby
2020-10-15 17:43:45
Chuck Norris is so strong, when he does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
