Chuck Norris Joke #316
Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chris
2020-05-27 17:52:30
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
John
2020-04-19 23:05:41
There is one exception to Newton's 3rd of motion - The Chuck Norris roundhouse - the force on earth that has no equal.
Brian
2020-02-26 21:01:43
Once upon a time Chuck Norris was in a fairy tale... No one lived happily ever after.
adam johnson
2020-02-26 07:17:28
nice jokes
If i had a name I would be it or would it be me... spaz, crazy monkeys bouncing on the plam trees an
2020-01-11 18:06:53
i wonder how long it took for that person to make that lame joke ;)
jj
2020-09-30 18:46:50
jesus hasn't returned for the second coming because he's afraid of chuck norris
chuck norris
2020-09-30 04:42:10
chuck norris wears a ribbed codom inside out for his pleaser
jason
2020-09-29 19:35:00
if you spell Chuck norris in scrable you win...Forever
Dokuro-chan
2020-07-11 17:51:58
Chuck Norris is the dictionary defnition of epic!
toster1992
2020-01-28 05:56:48
Chuck Norris once went to the virgin islands...now it is just called the islands
banana slug
2020-10-26 19:24:33
wait i see, u have fun in the bed with me. yea i have fun too
-banana slug
poopiepants27
2020-10-16 06:28:19
i liked all the jokes but heres another one:
When Chuck Norris jumpes into water Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris
banana slug
2020-08-09 11:46:28
on ur first comment I hope you don't mean in the bed
-banana slug
arnold
2020-05-10 10:54:53
i mean funny
arnold
2020-05-10 10:54:01
u r realy fun
