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Chuck Norris Joke #486

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Comments:

aQimNateN-Nate

2020-05-16 06:57:06

@boabby f**king LOL

boabby

2020-04-02 11:50:24

anyone can piss on the floor chuck norris can shit on the ceiling

ryan

2020-02-25 13:52:08

chuck norris does not tea bag he potato sacks

saweetness69

2020-12-08 18:54:46

haha chuck norris is so bad ass that he plays chicken with a train. AND WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

mitchell buerck

2020-10-20 17:43:51

chuck norris pointed his finger at a german plane. he yelled bang. the german plane chrashed

nunchuck norris

2020-02-09 10:33:12

Every chuck norris joke is funny..because it has chuck norris

Chuck

2020-12-11 15:51:16

Not funny