Chuck Norris Joke #60
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Woodrow Gardens
2020-01-15 13:36:04
How can visitors submit jokes for a vote? I have a primo CN joke I would love to see put up for a vote.
Hwrd Glt
2020-06-07 17:51:51
Why do monsters hide under the bed in Chuck Norris' bedroom? They're afraid to come out...
Corey Kennedy
2020-04-21 13:36:18
this one is funny but i gotta good joke and i dont know how to put it on here.... "Bed bugs dont bite chuck norris... chuck norris bites bed bugs. lol... at least my friends and I thought it was funny
