Chuck Norris Joke #16
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris
2020-08-05 16:39:15
If the real Chuck Norris saw this joke, he'd roundhouse kick you in the jaw.
banana slug
2020-10-30 15:15:48
lame
-banana slug
