Chuck Norris Joke #695
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Comments:
Ayden
2020-10-28 02:23:20
Chuck Norris is so awesome he can fake a free kick better than an Italian
tj
2020-09-11 16:14:06
jesus can walk on water, chuck noris can swim thorugh land :)
emily
2020-03-07 18:50:03
chuck norris had sex before his dad did.
HArraug
2020-03-06 18:01:18
BADASSSSS
Snoopdog47
2020-03-05 07:45:12
You know what we can use this as a chat line if everyone was on here all at one time all the time.
Snoopdog47
2020-03-05 07:41:28
I'm on DSi.
Drake
2020-02-18 09:32:51
I was with him! We're BFFs FTW!
jj
2020-10-05 21:25:01
i like men
Hunter
2020-07-26 11:19:13
thats freakin funny got to send that to my friend hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
spencer
2020-07-06 20:58:52
this is a funny joke!!!
bob
2020-07-06 12:21:47
in biblical times the sun really did revolve around the earth, until chuck norris changed his mind.
???
2020-05-17 14:43:11
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.
muthafugga
2020-05-17 14:42:24
The only reason outer space exists is because its afraid to exist on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Annie
2020-05-09 16:58:19
My friends at school make up funny jokes just like this ha ha ha
dirtdriverxl
2020-03-31 12:48:01
i luv chuck norris jokes
binkls
2020-03-22 15:13:21
chuck norris doesnt get cold he adapts
josh big balls
2020-03-21 15:54:38
when cuck goes in his pool he doesnt get wet the water gets chucked
stef
2020-03-21 13:45:51
Chuck Norris don't wear a sunglass when he sees the sun because the sun wore one whenever it sees him!
not 4 u 2 kno
2020-02-14 23:10:56
lol holy crap! no wonder
nick
2020-05-07 14:59:04
contrary to popular belife, the titanic did not hit an ice burg. it hit Chuck Norris doing the back stroke across the atlantic
jake
2020-04-01 07:20:26
chuck norris take a flashlight out at not because chuck norris is afriad of the dark but the dark is afriad of chuck norris
tanner
2020-02-06 17:41:34
chuck norris mackes the thought of a wife sound bad
Rhain
2020-02-02 15:11:23
hey if some of you guys think these are so dumb then why is it that you took the time to read them and comment?
Skye
2020-05-31 14:07:00
Chuck Norris lost his virgnity before his dad did.
