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Chuck Norris Joke #444

Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.

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lee

2020-12-18 15:00:58

Some people piss excellence. Chuck Norris pisses people.

arrg

2020-10-22 14:54:33

there is no such thing as tornadoes, Chuck Norris just doesnt like trailer parks

Z

2020-04-02 12:15:00

Yes it would but that comment was retarded.

logyk1

2020-03-10 13:44:08

By callin him a gay faggot, wouldn't that make him straight?

moe

2020-03-31 11:48:08

chuck norris hides the holy grail in his beard

VAL

2020-02-02 10:22:18

what the hell? do these people know each other?

Joe

2020-01-27 12:13:26

but ur a girl

tiffany

2020-06-24 15:33:23

Your a dumb ass son of a bitch. I've had more pussy than you. Your the faggot.

Justin

2020-03-12 14:36:09

Somewhat funny