Chuck Norris Joke #607
In fine print on the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Jeremiah
2020-04-29 20:17:56
When Chuck Norris does push up he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
Trout
2020-04-02 20:55:08
Chuck Norris simply walks into mordor.
Lewis
2020-04-02 15:02:32
When Chuck Norris falls into a lake, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris
Halomaster
2020-04-02 15:01:51
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC hammer
Halomaster
2020-04-02 15:00:27
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
Halomaster
2020-04-02 14:58:00
Chuck Norris is so awesome he can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Halomaster
2020-04-02 14:55:52
When jesus came back to earth and said, "I am gods son." Chuck Norris came up, round-house kicked and said," Your not my son."
daniel
2020-12-19 14:37:16
spiderman runs up a wall, chuck norris runs through walls
Mark
2020-03-04 14:51:36
LOL
Tyler Eller
2020-05-05 18:34:03
I don't believe in the theory of evolution, Chuck Norris decides who lives and dies...
