Chuck Norris Joke #585
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Josh
2020-06-14 18:19:00
When Chuck Norris is having sex with a woman, and she is on top of him, she qualifies for the mile high club
Joe Murphy
2020-05-29 11:54:56
The Hokie Pokie is mistaken, Chuck Norris is what it's all about!!!
Joe Murphy
2020-05-29 08:57:48
I can't think of a Chuck Norris Joke because every time I think of Chuck Norris, I faint
Kieran
2020-05-20 16:02:26
Haha best one evrr heresthe best joke of all time wuts the difference of a mexican and a bench? A bench can support a family ROFL
seabass
2020-05-14 13:19:15
Chuck Norris can fart the lyrics to 'We Are the Champions'. In 18 languages.
Klacker l0l
2020-04-17 18:39:37
I find myself laughing at the ones that involve species of animals being created by him. LOLZ!
chris mead
2020-03-30 10:59:53
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connor
2020-10-13 07:56:23
hahaha i actually laugh wheni read these...
vladimir
2020-10-09 22:10:52
your hecka funny
luis
2020-09-26 22:57:41
real funny man
