Chuck Norris Joke #655
Chuck Norris invented water.
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Klacker lOl
2020-04-17 19:09:15
i feel violated suddenly
Klacker lOl
2020-04-17 19:08:44
so if we drink water, we're drinking little bits of chuck norris?
Michael
2020-11-04 16:49:48
this joke sucks!!! it makes no sense at all and is totally pointless
whipster1
2020-10-18 13:45:08
oops meant to say gave the fantastic four there powers
whipster1
2020-10-18 13:43:58
the radiation that gave the fantastic four was chuck's toilet flushing a turd
thecrow
2020-04-28 10:37:11
chuck norris can round house kick so hard hell kick you back in to time
FrenchToast06
2020-03-12 20:01:15
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves
Scorp 3:16
2020-02-25 13:34:34
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Layne, Amy, and James
2020-12-04 21:47:16
Normal people pee urin, Chuck Norris pisses excellence!
fooldramaqueen
2020-03-07 14:03:20
oxygen needs chuck norris to live
Ben
2020-03-05 16:41:33
Chuck Norris ran around the world so fast that he punched himself in the back of the head.
