Chuck Norris Joke #232
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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casey price
2020-04-20 21:30:08
Chuck Norris's mom tried to get an abortion because her baby kept roundhouse kicking her from the inside. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the doctor from inside his mother's stomache.
casey price
2020-04-20 21:26:23
Chuck Norris and Mr.T walk into Mcdonalds and the whole place blew up because it couldnt handle that much awsome.
casey price
2020-04-20 21:24:32
Jesus can walk on water. But Chuck Norris can swim on land.
josh d.
2020-03-20 17:33:09
OH, and also im a fag
josh d.
2020-12-31 14:44:11
Chuck norris left for his destination in the morning and arrived the night before.
josh d.
2020-12-31 14:43:05
Chuck norris left for his destination in the morning and arribed the night before
