Chuck Norris Joke #162
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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SGT. Sprinkles
2020-11-15 18:15:40
The "Chucky movies" are called "Child's Play" dumbass.
andre
2020-06-05 21:29:43
chuck norris dont dodge bullets.. bullets dodge chuck norris
Nothing
2020-06-05 20:39:07
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
Ethan
2020-01-09 19:31:59
Chuck norris shot john lennon because he wanted world peace. Where there is Chuck Norris there is no peace.
The Chucky movies were based off Chuck Norris when he was a child.
Domorato
2020-10-26 17:48:25
my Gaydar was fine until i saw Jose's comment, now i can't turn it off
Josh L.
2020-05-16 14:35:14
What in the world?
Jzo
2020-03-08 05:39:09
Chuck Norris hates cary williams
tony
2020-10-13 08:32:09
here's a great solution for all our environmental problems
