Chuck Norris Joke #676
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Klacker lOl
2020-04-17 18:41:43
My Personal Favorite:
The theory of evolution is just a myth. Chuck norris just keeps the species he likes alive HAIL YES!
kelsea
2020-04-01 16:08:13
hahahha!!!!!!!!
SGT. Sprinkles
2020-11-15 18:06:48
A)Bobthebuilder is a gay name
B)Dokuro-chan, i agree with you
C)jenni: good joke
jenni
2020-10-21 20:33:03
Chuck Norris doesnt go to the gun show, he IS the gun show.
Dokuro-chan
2020-07-11 17:54:12
this wood be funny if i believed in jesus...
Bobthebuilder
2020-07-03 09:31:39
Dickless Bob is a funny name.
Rick
2020-03-18 12:02:20
Chuck Norris doesn't wear leopard print anything, Chuck Norris wears real leopards!
Dickless bob
2020-09-18 15:59:08
Jessi, you should actually kill yourself.
Now.
Jessi
2020-07-02 18:16:04
You morons. You truley will go to hell.But here's a new one:
Chuck Norris makes godzilla, superman, batman, and budah look like sissy mama's boys!
THERE!!!!! SUE ME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan
2020-02-01 10:54:29
LMFAO this is the greatest one EVER!!!!!!!!!!
