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Chuck Norris Joke #365

The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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Sarad Thamia

2020-04-28 19:32:05

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, there's only another fist!


2020-04-28 12:53:40

chuck noris won the 1988 world poker tuornament when all he was holding was a 2 of spades 7 of clubes a green 4 uno card and amonopaly get out of jail free card.

Sgt. sprinkles

2020-11-16 03:47:28

u know that joke is lame, grendal


2020-09-27 20:22:56

when chuck noris jumps into a body of water chuck noris doesnt get wet...the water gets chuck noris

lol dude

2020-02-24 17:46:49

when chuck norris smokes, he dosent get addicted to it, the drug gets addicted to chuck norris

im SOOO right

2020-02-24 17:45:06

dragonlord, you are adictid to video games


2020-10-20 20:24:26

Chuck Norrris' XBOX live account name is God


2020-10-20 20:23:02

Chuck Norris can beat Through The Fire And Flames 100% on expert with the fastest speed and in the mode where you can't see what buttons to push. by pushing one button.


2020-10-20 20:20:17

Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam through land


2020-10-20 20:19:07

whoever said it was impossible to slam a revolving door has obviously never met chuck norris


2020-03-19 18:47:53

when chuck norris jumps in a pool chuck norris does not get wet. the pool gets chuck norris. :D

Andie Zaragoza

2020-09-26 09:45:39

its ok....