Chuck Norris Joke #157
Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Klacker lOl
2020-04-17 18:53:35
Any body who has seen all the alien or predator movies would know that ben is the funniest dude EVER!
Ben
2020-11-18 14:44:00
One of the scenes, sorry
Ben
2020-11-18 14:43:17
Chuck Norris was born prematurely. This had nothing to do with medical error, he was just bored from sitting around all day. This event was the inspiration for on of the scenes in the movie Alien.
Ely
2020-11-18 14:16:02
in Chuck Norris' house, bananas grow without rinds.
banana slug
2020-10-26 17:45:56
wait i meant like ME, sorry
-banana slug
razzle
2020-10-23 19:41:44
wazza
banana slug
2020-08-09 11:28:24
like you