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Chuck Norris Joke #245

Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Parlet56

2020-02-28 23:07:53

Chuck Norris was camping once and needed to keep himself company, so he dug a hole. You might know it as the Grand Canyon.

Tom

2020-02-13 07:22:45

Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus!!!

SSG Harrison

2020-11-05 12:37:58

Chuck Norris is so bad ass he rides a wheelie on a unicycle