Chuck Norris Joke #181
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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Andrew
2020-05-08 11:52:33
Chuck Norris had his own type of tolite paper, but then it got recalled cause it wouldn't take crap from anyone
taylor griffin
2020-04-04 23:54:43
chuck norris once won an arm-wrestling tournament...with no hands!
the sun heats the earth because chuck norris heats the sun
chuck norris doesnt ever charge his phone..its too scared to die on him!
BOBO
2020-03-05 22:21:58
HEY ″chuck norris like's men” you ******* ******** GOD IS AWESOME HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
chuck norris likes men
2020-11-16 13:42:37
lol! god spelt backwards is dog lololololololol :))))
Ashley
2020-04-25 12:25:58
That joke sucked!
