Chuck Norris Joke #196
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Josh
2020-02-07 21:16:15
fuck off psionicmaniac
Jason
2020-08-29 11:56:37
Q: How do you Diffuse a Standoff
A: Call Chuck Norris
SkepticSusan
2020-07-23 18:21:26
NO he wipes his ass with all of asia.
psionicmaniac
2020-07-10 19:19:38
and he wipes his ass with Australia