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Chuck Norris Joke #256

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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kyler

2020-05-30 15:26:38

why dose lighting never stike in the same placve twice?





because chuck norris is looking for it

kyler

2020-05-30 15:24:16

outer space was made because it was to scared to be on the same planet as chuck norris

kyler

2020-05-30 15:21:57

chuck norris walked into a bar it exploded instantley because that much awesomness cant be hold in one building

isaac

2020-05-30 15:18:55

chuck norris goes down an ecalader.

NoGood

2020-05-28 15:42:11

Chuck Noris is so awesome he can roundhouse kick you to the moon

MMoMOMMOoMo

2020-05-25 11:53:55

Chuck Norris is never wrong, Unless he says so

leroy

2020-05-25 08:59:39

chuck norris is a pimps pimp

heyllop

2020-05-07 17:13:17

it looks like chicken, it taste like chicken it even smells like chicken, but if chuck norris says its beef, then it must be beef.

Mrs. Norris

2020-03-27 21:59:57

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Mrs. Norris

2020-03-27 21:59:09

Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar said ouch.

Adrian

2020-12-28 08:30:03

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck norris? all of it.Chuck norris once went on the show Whammy. when it was his turn he said 'No whammy's and no one ever saw a whammy again.

Adrian

2020-12-28 08:21:59

Chuck norris knows Victoria's secret.The only time Chuck norris made a mistake is when he thought he made a mistake

kitcwa bordo

2020-11-17 15:10:40

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

Alex

2020-05-11 14:10:53

Chuck Norris CAN beleave it's not butter

dennis garcia

2020-03-06 11:01:50

Chuck Norris can win connect four in three moves!!!!!!!!

nick

2020-02-07 12:45:09

vedy funy