Chuck Norris Joke #301
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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mike
2020-04-06 00:38:13
you know some kids can piss their name in snow, well chuck norris can piss his name in solid steel
Chris
2020-04-05 17:07:44
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups when he does them he pushes the earth down.
andy
2020-09-11 02:59:50
gt
Jordan
2020-06-23 14:23:43
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, chuck Norris does Earth downs.