Chuck Norris Joke #326
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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A GoodGuy
2020-04-14 10:14:24
Chuck Norris has counted to the infinity......TWICE!
CoolPato
2020-11-24 17:09:06
If Chuck Norris has a poor house, and you got a mansion, Chuck Norris got better house than you.
no one
2020-07-27 10:01:58
Chuck noris is so tuff that under his bread is another first
Trevor Maki
2020-10-04 11:49:09
Chuck Norris, Vin Deisle, and Steven Segal are all being interviewed by God to be his right hand man. When asked why he should be able to be God's right hand man, Segal said "I believe that i should be your right hand man because I am in a bunch of good movies and people love me. Diesle said i believe i should be your right hand man because im sexy and im a good actor. When Chuck Norris was asked why he should be God's right hand man, Chuck Norris said, "I believe you are sitting in my seat."
Kane
2020-08-14 11:45:36
Chuck Norris counted to Infinity..
twice!
lol
KANE
banana slug
2020-08-09 12:23:43
okay
-banana slug
CaPx23
2020-06-01 21:04:52
Chuck Norris once tried to invent toilet paper but this didn't work, because chuck norris doesn't take crap from anyone.
