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Chuck Norris Joke #435

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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tindle

2020-02-18 14:12:09

in the standard household there is over 3000 items chuck norris can use to kill you including the room itself

chewing_gum

2020-10-28 07:36:18

that's quite tight.
and nick those both sucked like cheese.

nick

2020-10-04 13:31:08

chuck norris can brethe in space.
chuck norris is the reason for the sun.