Chuck Norris Joke #360
Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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DAVID PEREZ
2020-09-20 16:33:24
CHUCK NORIS FULL COMBOED GUITAR HERO 3'S MOST IMPOSSIBLE SONG WITHOUT STRUMMING LOL
Alex Green
2020-11-03 21:20:50
Chuck Norris owns his own restraunt and all he serves is pain.
chuck norris
2020-03-30 06:54:06
chuck norsis once ate 2 35oz stacks in 35 mins for the fist 30 mins he was doing the waitress
