Chuck Norris Joke #368
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Ryan
2020-05-09 19:13:20
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars Chuck Norris has more than you.
Ryan
2020-05-09 19:12:00
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
pablo
2020-04-29 18:44:58
chuck norris dosent pop his coller his shirst just get boners when tehy touch his body
carlos
2020-12-20 18:52:26
Chuch Norris died 20 years ago, the grim reaper just doesn't have the balls to tell him.
jnkjn
2020-11-19 17:39:53
Chuck norris once got the good idea to can his own urine and sell it as a beverage.this beverage is called red bull.
Micheal Jackson
2020-10-30 07:14:56
micheal jackson is better than this retard!!1
PACO
2020-09-29 14:58:45
why did chuck norris cross the road... to kick micheal jacksons ass!!!
Tom
2020-09-10 12:56:49
Chuck norris had sex in a truck and alittle bit of sperm got caught in the engine thus Optimus prime was made
Victor
2020-08-03 18:47:00
If Chuck Norris pisses in a cup and tells you that it's Apple juice ;then it is apple juice
Dilbob
2020-08-03 17:55:00
When chuck norris looks in a mirror his own reflection runs away
kris
2020-11-19 11:50:45
chickens dont peck chuck norris chuch norris pecks chickens...with their own beak
Rico
2020-08-10 14:34:12
Too long just leave it at "Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out."
