Chuck Norris Joke #514
Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".
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unknown
2020-01-16 19:07:29
Chuck Norris doesnt mow his grass, he stands at the window and dares it to grow
sawyer
2020-01-03 15:14:00
win chuck noris gose hunting he dosint hunt the dear the dear hunts him
Cory
2020-10-06 22:37:23
when you see chuck norris with a man its not because he is gay, but because he ran out of women
H3L1CHR0M3
2020-10-06 16:22:14
They say Jesus can walk on water. Well Chuck Norris can swim through land!
I am Chuck Norris
2020-09-01 21:51:01
Heres a good joke
Kevin Rudd once said to Chuck Norris, 'Fair shake of the sauce bottle mate.' Chuck Norris then proceeded to shove the sauce bottle up his ass and roundhouse kick him in the face.
John McNaughtan - Lyons
2020-11-17 08:03:22
The Earth spins from a constant barrage of roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris.
bill
2020-11-13 06:00:02
when chuck norris was born the ice age came back
bobby
2020-11-13 05:57:14
there are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq. Chuck norris lives in oklahoma.
Ilovebeer
2020-10-23 19:58:57
Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into a bar together. The bar then exploded because not a single building can handle that much awesomeness.
Josh
2020-08-04 00:42:30
The bombs dropped on Japan didn't end the war, a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris did.
