Chuck Norris Joke #520
Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.
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Caleb
2020-04-15 07:37:11
Chuck norris smoked... Under water
Caleb
2020-04-15 07:35:38
Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in
Ryan
2020-02-24 21:08:41
Solar wind is caused when Chuck Norris bends over.
Ryan
2020-02-24 21:06:48
Chuck Norris once shat a brick, turned around and said " Wow, those things always go right through me!"
stoney
2020-01-26 16:21:12
chuck norris cant have kids. how can sperm survive in balls of steel.
Your Mother
2020-01-26 15:22:52
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris supports YOU!
Matt
2020-09-24 19:41:22
If Chuck Norris is going to be late, Time better slow the fuck down.
me
2020-09-24 18:16:25
chuck norris lost his viginity before his dad did
Jack
2020-09-24 05:01:31
Dragons breathe fire. Chuck Norris breathes dragons.
me
2020-01-31 17:36:40
chuck norris can light a fire....under water
us
2020-01-31 17:34:15
when chuck norris speeds other people get hurt
man
2020-02-24 16:08:14
once chuck norris ate a brownie...ZOMG
OG
2020-10-16 18:06:30
Chuck Norris went to visit the Virgin Islands. When he left it was just the Islands.
mark
2020-08-21 00:39:50
chuck norris doesnt deploy to iraq, iraq deploys to chuck norris.
Novian
2020-08-19 12:58:24
Chuck Norris is so tough when god said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
hi
2020-03-30 18:51:57
hiiiii
